Wild Things

District: The Bowery

Wild Things lives up to its name. The people are loud, crude, rude, sometimes tripping, and always up for a good time. Drinks are available 24/7 (that’s right), and the music literally never stops. Actually, we’re not sure anyone here does.

Frequented by: College students, high school students using a fake ID, and drug dealers
Don’t touch the floors; trust us, you don’t want too.
Also, don’t use the bathrooms
Pass out and you’re more likely to be trampled to death than seen and helped by somebody
Lots of drug deals and trade-offs occur here since it’s busy and hard to catch someone. There’s basically no law enforcement, and plenty of illegal activities
Costs $15 to get inside